Control
Navigate with the arrow keys, throw punches using Z, and control the camera perspective with WASD.
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The sun dips low over the cobblestone market square as a rookie miner, iron sword trembling in hand, spots the grotesque silhouette lurking between vendor stalls—a Skibidi Toilet, its porcelain body twitching with unnatural hunger, lid clattering like jagged teeth. Villagers scatter as the creature’s guttural hum vibrates through chests, shattering potion bottles and splintering wooden crates. No time to panic: the newbie lunges, blade glancing off its flickering headlight eyes, before ducking behind a hay bale as acidic sludge sprays where they stood. Market awnings catch fire from misplaced torch swings; the clash turns the once-bustling plaza into a debris-strewn battleground. Each clumsy dodge kicks up clouds of dirt and wheat, but the miner presses on—crude shield raised, heart pounding—knowing one misstep means becoming fertilizer for this manic, giggling abomination.
