Goat to the moon
Control
Guide the goat left and right, swiftly dodging incoming hazards while maintaining momentum. Steer clear of barriers by sliding sideways across the terrain, reacting quickly to stay ahead of collisions. Keep the goat moving forward with precise lateral control, evading dynamic obstacles that block its path.
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The moon hangs low tonight—not a cratered rock, but a glowing wheel of celestial cheese waiting to be tasted. A deranged goat stamps the earth, nostrils flaring at the cosmic stench of cheddar. Hooves dancing with manic energy, she sketches schematics in the dirt: rocket equations scrawled with cloven precision. When the final thruster clicks into place, she straps on her creation—a junkyard jetpack spitting sparks and promises. The countdown crackles through barnyard air. Will you calibrate the boosters? Plot the trajectory? This lunatic caprine’s about to make history—one way or another.
